In one of the several failed attempts to revive the Barney Bunch, there was a Newgrounds user who attempted to join called PSPownsMeself, tho he would later go by the usernames "Pickbothmanlol" and "Fluttershy". Apparently his real name was "Andrew Crogonk" but I doubt that because it sounds like the Pokémon Croagunk. Can't convince me for a second that "Crogonk" is a real surname. Anyway, he attempted to join under the name "Dancing Owen", complete with a thread titled "Dancing Owen Wishes to Join You" or something like that, using a gif of the character Owen, the fat dude from Total Drama Island, dancing naked. I guess at the time Dancing Owen was a meme on Newgrounds, considering it even has it's own Encyclopedia Dramatica article (for the record, so does Andrew Crogonk himself, more on that later).
We were very unimpressed with his username and use of a meme that we all thought was kinda gay, with Snaws calling him a "failed abortion", and we demanded if he wished to join he'd have to change his name. Despite requesting we change his name to match the NG user name he went by at the time, Lauch gave him a much better and fitting nickname: Peniseyes Stevenson. We all thought it was brilliant, but Mr. Crogonk was not impressed. The little shit was finally given a cool nickname after his years of giving himself lame, dogshit ones and he was ungrateful about it. Needless to say, he didn't last long. He made a big booboo that ended with his ass being kicked out of the group permanently.
Mr. Crogonk eventually kinda fell into obscurity as the years went by, committing some shenanigans in the Wikipedia and Brony community, and even getting his own Encyclopedia Dramatica article, tho you won't find anything related to his brief stint as Peniseyes Stevenson there. A real goddamn shame, one of the greatest usernames a person ever imagined, and the ungrateful little shit it was bestowed onto rejected it like a kid refusing to eat his vegetables. We still occasionally talk about and reference it to this day.
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